Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

Posts are biased and laced with snark. Read at your own risk. Butthurt and marriage proposals should be directed to the askbox. So should corrections. I make mistakes too.

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Posts tagged omg he's like so ttly hawt guize

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July 30, 2012

Also, who the fuck wears flannel pants? Flannel is for pajamas, not photoshoot wear.

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