Fifty Shades of Why

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Though I’m not qualified to provide such a diagnosis, I feel confident in saying that Anastasia has issues with social anxiety.
Also: Is Christian a psychopath? He’s starting to sound like a psychopath. Please, please let him be a psychopath.

Though I’m not qualified to provide such a diagnosis, I feel confident in saying that Anastasia has issues with social anxiety.

Also: Is Christian a psychopath? He’s starting to sound like a psychopath. Please, please let him be a psychopath.

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Anastasia, you are not scruffy. I am scruffy. I haven’t had a haircut in a month. I haven’t shaved in…well, it’s been a while. I wear oversized button-down shirts that used to belong to my father. I think I’ve had the same jeans on for a week straight. You can’t touch my scruffy, bitch.

Anastasia, you are not scruffy. I am scruffy. I haven’t had a haircut in a month. I haven’t shaved in…well, it’s been a while. I wear oversized button-down shirts that used to belong to my father. I think I’ve had the same jeans on for a week straight. You can’t touch my scruffy, bitch.

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How do you roll your eyes at yourself? I feel like that’d be kind of difficult. You’d look like you were having a seizure. Or being POSSESSED  BY  SATAN

How do you roll your eyes at yourself? I feel like that’d be kind of difficult. You’d look like you were having a seizure. Or being POSSESSED  BY  SATAN

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