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Posts tagged arachnodactyly

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September 16, 2012

deformutilations:

Arachnodactyly is a condition in which the hands and fingers, and often the feet and toes, are abnormally long and slender; a characteristic of Marfan’s syndrome .

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July 16, 2012

Anonymous asked: My friend found this and thought of Mr. Grey: "Arachnodactyly is a condition in which the hands and fingers, and often the feet and toes, are abnormally long and slender; a characteristic of Marfan’s syndrome." Google it. The pictures are terrifying. Credit for finding and alerting: marlodjur. tumblr. com/ (She's too lazy to submit it herself - her words)

I was just talking about arachnodactyly earlier today! It’s fascinating, isn’t it!

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