I COULD GO ON.
You’ve said more than enough, my friend. Thank you.
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Fifty Shades of Why
New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.
Anonymous asked:
Dick, penis, cock, junk, knob, manhood, babymaker, beaver basher, beef whistle, one eyed trouser snake, one eyed trouser mouse, bratwurst, boomstick, choad, chub, chubby, cum gun, disco stick, pogo stick, dong, dude piston, piston, Excalibur (or any famous sword), trouser ferret, flesh flute, fire hose, fuck rod, fun stick, groin, member, hose, leaky hose, joystick, meat popsicle, love stick, love rod, middle leg, netherrod, pecker, Pedro, peepee (I can see Ana using this) peter, Johnson, prick
Anonymous asked 50shadesofwhy:
Anonymous asked:
Waaaaait a minute. Ana never took off her pants, did she? Are we supposed to assume that she's just going to sit in the water with her pants on or what?
She never had pants on in the first place; all she was wearing was Christian’s shirt.
Anonymous asked:
Did you know there is a 50 Shades parody musical?
I did indeed. It’s coming to my area at the end of May, but it’s unlikely I’ll be able to see it. :<
Anonymous asked:
I'm reading Fifty Shades Freed because I hate my brain cells, and I thought I'd give you a glimpse of what is to come: "My innter goddess is celebrating her inner bitch." That is an honest-to-god sentence.
innergoddessception
Anonymous asked:
Generally for non-native English speakers, you're more likely to get odd rhythms or word orders, strange tics relating to certain words (I knew one person who used 'just' as verbal punctuation), mixing up similar words (for example, penguins and pilgrims), or using excessively formal or informal euphenisms (such as the infamous "c*nt examination" for "gynecology" mistranslation).
Yes, exactly! You put that much better than I could have.
Anonymous asked:
My mom told me that I remind her of Ana. How offended should I be?
Very?
It depends on the mom, I suppose.
In what way does she think you resemble Ana? If it’s that you’re pretty in a fragile sort of way and have boys crawling over one another for your hand, you’re good, but if it’s that you’re shockingly lonely and cripplingly insecure to the point of being unable to voice your own opinion, well, then you might want to consider being offended.
Anonymous asked:
You seem very well rounded in the art of the write. Is it normal for a first person novel like 50 shades to be writing in a present tense? I don't know why but the present tense of this story really bothers me. Maybe I'm just used to past-tense.
I don’t feel that well-rounded, but I’m good at faking it.
Both the Hunger Games series and 50SoG are written in first-person present tense, which seems to be rising in popularity lately. I personally think that present tense in longer stories drags on after a while (funnily enough, it’s typically used to make a story feel more ‘action-y’) but I guess a lot of other people like it.
Anonymous asked:
I know E.L James' writing is bad, but what would you expect from a fan fiction of Twilight?
I’ve read some fanfiction that was of a higher quality than its source material. I try not to expect anything too specific of most things.
Anonymous asked:
Wait, so there's orange juice on the table, he's making coffee, and he asks if she wants tea??? How many different drinks do they need?
I have no idea. Judging from what I’ve seen before, Christian likes to overdo foods and beverages.
Anonymous asked:
This scene where Christian watches Anna cooking is suspiciously similar to the scene in the movie Fools Rush In, where Mathew Perry watches Salma Hayek cooking and dancing Although I think Mathew leaned into his palm rather then use steepled hands to hold his head up in that scene.
Wait, really?
There is not one original concept in this book, I swear.
