Fifty Shades of Why

I was searching for pictures of the Eurocopter and found this one. It is indeed equipped for night flight.

(Image source)

Amusingly, the image in question is in a news article about the Eurocopter EC135, which apparently “has a history of mid-air malfunctions and a lack of critical safety features” and is dangerous enough that the FAA issued an Emergency Airworthiness Directive regarding it.

Yes, Christian. That sounds very safe.

“I like how it immobilizes you and lets me do whatever I want to you without your permission.”

Nice one, Christian.

Suddenly, I ran out of ways to explain that something came on rapidly!

deformutilations:

Arachnodactyly is a condition in which the hands and fingers, and often the feet and toes, are abnormally long and slender; a characteristic of Marfan’s syndrome .

Remind you of anyone we know?

(via consolecadet)

Have you ever read a romance novel where everyone isn’t constantly gazing at each other while being either unnerving or spellbound?

I didn’t think so.

Sometimes having a shorthand for certain concepts is a good thing. The extended metaphor about the wolf in Stay Close, Little Ghost is nice example of that.

Sometimes, however, having a shorthand for certain concepts, i.e. romantic thrills, just makes you sound dumb. This electric current is a lovely example. The first time Erika used it, I let it slip by as cliche. This is the third time. That’s too many times.

Dark, unexplored places! Like Anastasia’s genitals.

Or is E.L. talking about Christian Grey’s butt? We may never know.

Christian Grey. “Like a Boss” was playing while I was drawing this, which is either hugely depressing or absolutely hilarious.

From Chapter One “[h]e’s tall, dressed in a fine gray suit, white shirt, and black tie[,] with unruly dark-copper-colored hair and intense, bright gray eyes that regard me shrewdly…one hand…cupping his chin and trailing his long index finger across his lips…his burning gray eyes gaze at me.”

This is easily one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever drawn. Talk about yaoi hands.

l0stwooods:

this is how i imagined Christian Grey.

I see you posting these in my tag, l0stwoods.