Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
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October 22, 2012

She’s been kissed, so she must be a woman now. That’s totally how these things work, right?

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“Way to base your entire identity on how men treat you, Ana!” Erm, Ana, meet Bella. I swear, between this and Twilight,...
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Hell if being kissed by a psychopathic control freak will make me a woman. I’d like to think maturity and responsibility...
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