Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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October 21, 2012

chrysalismm-deactivated20130618 asked: I think that scene could have been written in a different way where it could have been forceful and enticing without seeming like she was getting beaten up. It didn't even really allude to any sexual tension, and it turned out awkward and very alarming. I can't believe this is a NYT Best Seller.

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