Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

Posts are biased and laced with snark. Read at your own risk. Butthurt and marriage proposals should be directed to the askbox. So should corrections. I make mistakes too.

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October 19, 2012

kissingfr0gs asked: Perhaps it's my long day at work but can you clarify your last comment in the "fuck the paperwork" post?

It’s not your long day at work, kissingfrogs. I’m sorry if I confused you.

I’m mocking E.L.’s mangled syntax by quoting some even more mangled syntax—an internet meme. You can read about the origins of “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?” here.

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