Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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October 1, 2012

Hey, everyone, something sexy is happening! Women rubbing soap across their naked bodies is supposed to be sexy, right?

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Getting real tired of you crap E.L.. What really gets me is remembering that this was supposed to be Bella and Edward....
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This cracked me up.
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