Is this supposed to be sexy? Words like ‘hot’ and...

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September 30, 2012

Is this supposed to be sexy? Words like ‘hot’ and ‘steamy’ and ‘welcoming’ and ‘strip’ make me think it is, but my utter lack of arousal upon reading it says otherwise.

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Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.