Anonymous asked: Regarding the Sept 2 entry wherein Ana supposedly drank five margaritas on top of a glass of Champagne... I'm calling bullshit, and I'd venture a guess that EL has never gotten drunk before. There is absolutely no way on this Earth or any other that Ana had FIVE cocktails and was able to speak as coherently as she does in the following passages, unless she was seven feet tall and weighed 250 lbs.
Anastasia is obviously a magical unicorn with a superhuman metabolism. Or something.