“Written by, according to People, “an established food industry professional” who plans to stay anonymous “for now” the book will have, yes, 50 chicken recipes. A quick look at Amazon reveals they’ll include, Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings and Mustard-Spanked Chicken.”

That, ladies and gentlebums, is how you write a parody.