Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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August 27, 2012

Christian I-don’t-want-you Grey? That’s the kind of mocky, insulting nickname I’d expect a heartbroken 12.9-year-old to come up with.

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