Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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August 27, 2012

Anonymous asked: Please write a parody of this book.

I’d love to, but I have other projects I need to work on that are more important than insulting Fifty Shades of Grey.

However, if enough people show interest, I’d be glad to parody a few of the more atrocious/notorious scenes. Anyone have suggestions as to which?

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