Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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August 25, 2012

I hope 50 Shades of Grey is directed as a horror movie.

A psychological thriller and horror about a woman trying to escape the advances of a controlling, possessive abusive man. I believe it would be much more accurate a portrayal than it being directed as a drama-romance film.

(Source: gynocraticgrrl)

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