Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
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August 23, 2012

“Vaguely” is one of my least favorite words. It adds so little.

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Vaguely is a word that in most uses, winds up describing itself. (Autological? And perhaps also tautological.)
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