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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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August 23, 2012

Of course I know how to pronounce ‘verisimilitude’.

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Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.