Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Sorry, did you say something?
If this book conformed more closely to reality, half the dialogue would consist of conversations like
“What?”
“I said I want you to touch me there.”
“Oh. Sorry, I couldn’t understand what you were saying.”

Sorry, did you say something?

If this book conformed more closely to reality, half the dialogue would consist of conversations like

“What?”

“I said I want you to touch me there.

“Oh. Sorry, I couldn’t understand what you were saying.”

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