Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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August 19, 2012

I especially like how E.L. used ‘inhale’ in twice in four sentences.

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