Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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August 16, 2012

Something tells me that Christian’s going to take Ana to England at some point. I hope he does, if only so that all of the out-of-place Britishisms and green-man walk lights will make marginally more sense.

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SPOILER ALERT!! They went Euro-tripping for their honeymoon in the second or third book.
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