Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
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August 12, 2012

Slow down there, Ana. Give yourself a chance to get to know the fellow before you go keying his car for sleeping with another dame.

Filed under She's not even his crazy girlfriend. She's just his crazy person-who's-met-him-thrice. That doesn't have the same ring to it though. E.L. James EL James red flags possessiveness attachment issues That's not okay. That's not healthy. Anastasia Steele Christian Grey Fifty Shades Fifty Shades of Grey fifty shades of why 50 shades 50 shades of grey 50SoG 50 shades of why 0202

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actually I’m pretty sure Kate’s supposed to be Rosalie, although I can see her being Tanya
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I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHO KATE IS IN RELATION TO TWILIGHT! SHE’S TANYA! Tanya was the Alaskan vampire who liked Edward...
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