Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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July 30, 2012

Also, who the fuck wears flannel pants? Flannel is for pajamas, not photoshoot wear.

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