Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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Andrew (consolecadet) reads Fifty Shades of Grey.

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June 1, 2012

Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey

Hilarious

So this is what I have to look forward to, huh?

(Source: shutupmexicans, via vayaconqueso)

Filed under OT unnumbered reading sexy bits reblog

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Mister Gottfried, you make my inner goddess moonwalk like a teenager on LSD.
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