Fifty Shades of Why

New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.

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[1] Okay, not gonna lie, I had to look this one up.
“A gamine is a slim, often boyish, wide-eyed young woman who is, or is perceived to be, mischievous, teasing or sexually appealing.”
Let’s deconstruct that.Kate is still slim, despite the being sick. Being sick has not made her into a hot air balloon. Shocking.As for being mischevious and sexually appealing during the flu, well, Kate, I applaud you. That’s pretty impressive when you’re that sick. I sure can’t do that.

Protip: Don’t use a five-dollar-word when a two-cent one will do. Just because it looks intelligent in the thesaurus doesn’t mean it’ll make you look intelligent.

[1] Okay, not gonna lie, I had to look this one up.

“A gamine is a slim, often boyish, wide-eyed young woman who is, or is perceived to be, mischievous, teasing or sexually appealing.”

Let’s deconstruct that.
Kate is still slim, despite the being sick. Being sick has not made her into a hot air balloon. Shocking.
As for being mischevious and sexually appealing during the flu, well, Kate, I applaud you. That’s pretty impressive when you’re that sick. I sure can’t do that.

Protip: Don’t use a five-dollar-word when a two-cent one will do. Just because it looks intelligent in the thesaurus doesn’t mean it’ll make you look intelligent.

Filed under I ship AnaKate already. It's first person narration after all. Ana's the one who thinks Kate is gamine. 0003 characterization Flashing brown eyes adjective-plus-emotion equals WRITING Anastasia Steele Katherine Kavanagh gamine and other five-dollar words unwelcome sympathy snark sarcasm Anastasia hates everything. 50 Shades of Grey Fifty Shades of Grey

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    mini-disc recorder? Is this 1988?
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