I COULD GO ON.
You’ve said more than enough, my friend. Thank you.
I can’t get anything roughly cylindrical more than maybe four or five inches into my mouth before it starts to feel disagreeable. I don’t have much practice, but neither does Ana.
Fifty Shades of Why
New York Times #1 bestseller. Adapted from Twilight fanfiction.
This can't possibly end well.
Dictionary.com may be unable to love me back, but at least it knows the definitions of words.
writingkills asked:
If you list a bunch of really terrible imagery in 50sog, I'll write a horror novella that takes it all literally. Deal?
Deal.
I’m still not certain what Ana’s inner goddess is supposed to represent. Her ‘subconscious’ is clearly her negative self-talk, but her inner goddess is less clear-cut. The goddess might represent Ana’s sexuality, but I can’t tell. I mean, we’ve only seen her three times thus far.
I’m sure we’ll see many repetitive comments about her in future, with which we will be able to surmise her role in Ana’s overpopulated inner landscape.
Anonymous asked:
Dick, penis, cock, junk, knob, manhood, babymaker, beaver basher, beef whistle, one eyed trouser snake, one eyed trouser mouse, bratwurst, boomstick, choad, chub, chubby, cum gun, disco stick, pogo stick, dong, dude piston, piston, Excalibur (or any famous sword), trouser ferret, flesh flute, fire hose, fuck rod, fun stick, groin, member, hose, leaky hose, joystick, meat popsicle, love stick, love rod, middle leg, netherrod, pecker, Pedro, peepee (I can see Ana using this) peter, Johnson, prick
Anonymous asked 50shadesofwhy:
Come on, everybody! Let’s list every word for penis that we can think of. It’ll be fun.
“His molten eyes ooze out of his head, leaving trails of charred flesh in their wake.”
szaleniec1000 asked:
However many times I see "him" as a metonym for his dick, I still can't read "I place one of my hands around him" without thinking that she must have really massive hands.
I too, my friend. I too.
I’ve heard a lot of people talk about how hardcore Fifty Shades is. I don’t know if you can call a novel which refuses to call a cock a cock ‘hardcore’.
Well, half the book.
Also: nooooooo. Nooo. No.
